A Jamaican man lost his house & crops after a hurricane. He was only left with his donkey so he took to the city and put up a sign:
BET $10 THIS DONKEY CAN HANSA ANY QUESTION YU HASK.
1 man ask how much numbers in a phone number. The donkey stomped 7 times.
Another ask how many players make up a football side. The donkey stomped 11 times.
News spread. Out of the crowd a woman bet $100, asking “yu cyan tell mi age?”
The donkey leggo a loud fart & stomped 2 times.
After reviving her she say, “But how him know ah was fartee-two?”