Two fishermen went out to fish their favorite river on a lovely spring day. After fishing for a few hours, neither was having much luck.
Suddenly, the largest fish either of them had ever seen in the river jumped right in front of them. They immediately started arguing about who should get to cast in that area of the river.
Not coming to an agreement, both of them cast at the same time. Unsurprisingly, their lines got caught together. This led to even more arguing until one fisherman punched the other.
Just then a game warden came by and broke up the fight. Each fisherman immediately started blaming the other for the altercation. Unmoved, the game warden said, “Don’t give me that. Everyone knows it takes two to tangle.”